What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Wastewater is now helping track measles spread around the US - CNN

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Father’s Day 2025: 28 gifts dads will actually want - The Verge

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

'No recession bet whatsoever': The stock market isn't pricing in any sort of economic downturn, investment firm says - Business Insider

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - MSN

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

TEXT:

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

RFK Jr. purges every vaccine adviser on CDC panel; will pick replacements - The Washington Post

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Make Nazis afraid again!

Summer Game Fest releases hype trailer ahead of weekend of reveals - Eurogamer

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

SFPD arresting dozens in 2nd night of mass protests against ICE - Mission Local

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!